if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Fiction is misleading because everything I’ve ever read and seen tells me that some little thing, something that I hardly have to do, will come my way and radically change my life and lead me to adventure, but that’s not really how it works; we have to find what we want and work our way to it no matter how long it takes.